What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Your going to be alright just relax

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But this is not

Innocent before proven guilty

What did one boob say to the other boob

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

I don't like religions.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

This isn't going to, hurt.

I don't like

Lose lips shimk ships.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

I like God is love and lives within you.

Deuteronomy 17

Maybe leave out

You shall not bear false witness.

Bible.. Hm.?

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?